Today, I discovered that Chapin’s Free-Tailed Bat exists and that the award for the Punkest Being On The Planet has not just been won but earned.
This bat did not spend a hundred million years evolving a fucking mohawk just to get six notes.
The founder of the Eldergoth Cabal (Which Doesn’t Exist).
NOW THIS IS MY AESTHETIC
Me at the beginning of this: oh these chocolate art videos are always pretty cool
Me halfway through this video: …wait, is this a chocolate castle, that’s pretty neat
And then: is thAT A DRAGON?! OH MY GOD











